I am looking for the worst fanfics in existence. I am looking for the disturbing, the poorly-written, the downright strange. Why am I doing this you may ask? No, not for my own morbid pleasure. Well, not entirely. But that's beside the point, some of you may know my friend. I have been threatening him with this for a long time. So I want you, whoever might be reading this, to find me the worst of the worst. And report back to me.